Welcome to the Wonderful World of Ceefax and Bert.
The likelihood is that the contents of this page are of little interest to anyone except us. Well, one of us likes some of these and the other one... What do you care anyway? Leave us alone! Nevertheless, feel free to browse the contents and offer abuse.
Warning
This site contains swearing, references to naughty bits and their usage, and some other stuff that could be found offensive. If you're underage, or lacking a sense of humour, or don't fancy that sort of thing, don't look at it. And don't say we didn't warn you.
Latest update:
10/5/04: Thunderbirds episode commentary for The Cham-Cham, Blake's 7 Couch Potato for Breakdown, book reviews for First Lensman and Time-Slip, a whimsical little piece entitled things not to say if you're a Gorean slavegirl, and finally Celebi Tour 2000, which, as the name suggests, is not actually new, but got missed during the move.
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We know it's a bit of a mixed bag, but we can't help what we're into, dammit! We would actually make a decision and dedicate the site to one interest, but... We're not gonna. Hah.
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