Path of Destruction.

Crablogger: I like the Crablogger. I like it's cute little claws. It reminds me of the Sidewinder.

Sauce!: "Better put on your tuxedo. I'm gonna show you the sights tonight." Poor Jensen, I think he's been stuck in the jungle for too long.

Dress Code: I'm really not impressed with his tuxedo.

Filth: "And believe me, fellas, Sanchas cooks his beef in a very special way."
"Thank you, signor. Yes, very special."
"All right, the special for me. Hot and strong and plenty of it."
"Okay, I'll try the special too."
"And me."
"And for me, the usual. Thick and rare and juicy."
Are we still talking about food, here? Is Sanchas running something a bit illegal on the side? Is this the smuttiest conversation ever had on Thunderbirds? Does it have anything to do with that scary butcher in the League of Gentlemen? Don't I sound just like the guy at the end of Dangermouse?

Bitchin' in the Kitchen: Aw, look at the little mouse!

Ink Thief: Should he really be drawing on the tablecloth like that?

Health and Safety: I don't think the kitchen looks that bad...

Stairway to Heaven: I like the lift to get into the Crablogger. But I'm still not certain what the top end's fixed to...

Seal: I love the way the hatch locks. Not sure why it's necessary, but it looks damn pretty.

Radiation Shields: They've done it again. They've stuck a nuclear reactor in a machine that's designed to go into dodgy areas. Personally, I wouldn't volunteer to test drive this thing...

South American Connection: That connecting bit between the two parts looks incredibly fragile to me.

Countdown: The final "I wish ..... was here to see this" count for this episode is three.

Cornholio: "Crablogger to TP6..." You have TP? For my bunghole?

Awards: I would like to nominate McCall for this episode's stupidest character award.

Design Flaws: So this thing explodes if it isn't fueled and unloaded regularly. Tiny bit unsafe, I'd think. Especially as some idiot went and stuck a nuclear reactor in it.

Understatement: "Calling International Rescue. This is an emergency." Really? You amaze me. I thought you just called up to swap recipes or something.

Ugh: Dear god, it's John's series two hair. Poor little bugger.

In the Old Days: I like the series one heads better. Series two Scott looks like a girl, and Virg looks even more gormless than usual.

Bitch Monster of Death: Death to Lady P. And her candelabrum. What the hell happened to the teapot? C'mon, you're wasting a perfectly good stereotype here...

Jeff and Lady P: Stop flirting and get on with it. Working to a time limit, you horny fools.

Direction: The crash zoom on the bell pull seems a bit much...

Crossovers: "Virgil's blasting off at any moment." Looks like International Rescue's blasting off again...

Camp: The Crablogger's beginning to look a little limp-wristed. It's obviously suffering from the lack of control.

Pretty: Crablogger smashes many things. Good.

I'm a Doctor, Not a Lumberjack: Since when did food poisoning make you lose consciousness? Mind you, having a puppet fall down is much easier to do than to have a puppet throw up.

Parker: What the hell's that ray gun thing? I think Parker's really a Mysteron agent.

Pretty 2: Wickle chunky wheeled lifting thing!

Bitch Monster of Death 2: "Oh, yes, of course, Parker. We must stop." Oh, so you'll help if someone runs themself off the road. Different story when you do it, of course...

Filth 2: "We're nearly on her." (Virgil)
"Right. You know the plan, get to your positions." (Scott)
Dirty puppets! What is it with this episode?

FX: "I think I can hear the ambulance now." Really? Sounds more like a telephone to me.

Poser: Virg in the Crablogger's cabin while Brains is talking to Scott.

"Don't move, Mr Lucas. This gun is pointed straight at your head." Yes, of course. Just break into someone's house and stick a gun down their ear. An excellent way to preserve life, just as International Rescue was created to do. Now, if that was me, I'd assume that it was some evil person who wanted to sabotage the Crablogger, and direct them to press the 'make reactor explode now' button. Whereas if she'd taken a couple of seconds to explain...

Infinity Welcomes...: The shutdown mechanism on the Crablogger reminds me of starting Red Dwarf. You have to go through a million tiny little things, whereas what you really want is a simple on/off button...

Against the Clock: Of course Lucas talks incredibly slowly. He's British, you see.

Whatever Turns You On: Your wife is asleep next to you, you have a gun jammed against your head, and you're being questioned about a very big, potentially very dangerous machine that you've been foolish enough to invent. What do you do under these circumstances? Yes, that's right, flirt with the enemy agent...

Windows: "Might as well take a look outside..." Hang on a second, wasn't that the radiation shield?

Ledge: Why don't they steer it away from the ledge? Or do they need instructions first?

Scott: "Come on, baby, come on..." Is he talking to Virgil or Brains?

Cool: Superon - Great name.

Scott 2: "Heck, she's going!" Mmm, I love it when he shouts.

Bastards: They have jet packs.

Filth 3:"Well, well. Quite a bang." (Brains)
"Yeah, but it could have been a bigger one." (Scott)
Goddamit, cold showers. Everybody. Now.