You Know You've Seen Too Much Rocky Horror When...

*You quote it 10 or more times a day

*Whenever someone comes to the door, you open it very slowly and go "hellooooooooo" in your best Riff-Raff voice.

*You answer the door for someone else and then limp up to them and say "Master we have a visitor."

*Whenever you smell incense burning, you declare at the top of your voice "The Zen room!"

*You start to imagine people on T.V. in corsets and fishnets.

*You start to imagine people you know in corsets and fishnets

*You float around in people's swimming pools crooning "Don't dream it, be it"

*Whenever someone panics, you grab them and say "It's alright Janet!"

*Whenever you panic, you hug someone and say "Oh Brad!"

*Your freinds won't go into dark areas with you, because you suddenly start singing "There's a light" at lamp posts

*Whenever asked to wait you say "I shiver with antici.............pation!"

*You go around supermarkets looking for Rocky bars, just so you can yell "OH ROCKY!"

*You are able to do the Timewarp sitting down

*You are able to do the Timewarp lying down

*You burst into rooms unexpectedly waving things at people and singing "Frank-n-Furter it's all over!"

*You own over seven copies of the soundtrack..... some in Mexican.

*You slide down bannisters at high speed yelling "YOU'RE LUCKY, I'M LUCKY, WE'RE ALL LUCKY!"

*You get withdrawal symptoms after three days.

*You avidly claim that the thermostat is in fact a sonic transducer

*You walk up to complete strangers and yell "VIRGIN!" at them.

*You buy a set of star charts to see if Transexual is a real constellation.

*You leap out of freezers singing "Hot Patootie"

*When you get bored you yell "AH I GROW WEARY OF THIS WORLD! WHEN DO WE RETURN TO TRANSILVANIA, HUH?