Episode One - Love from the Messenger of Justice.

"Our students have no human rights, so long as they don't graduate in a body bag, you can do whatever you want to them."
Satan.

"I shall really enjoy this."
Frauline Topoko.

"If I catch you dozing, you'll be in deep shit!"
Ben.

"Takahashi! Stupid girl!"
Ben.

"You've been a bad girl, it's time for your special course of punishment."
Ben.

"Her only crime is stupidity, but she's eager to learn obedience."
Ben.

"If it doesn't hurt, I'm not doing it properly!"
Frauline Topoko.

"Don't avoid it, you'll end up enjoying it..."
Frauline Topoko.

"Sorry is not good enough for your mistress."
Frauline Topoko.

"Please, let me keep my panties...!"
Myumi.

"There's something strange going on at this school."
Frauline Topoko.

"If this is anything to do with work, piss off and come back later."
Satan.

"I know the girl students panties better than I know my own armpits!"
Ben.

"One day I hope to be as great as you, Mr Toecheese. Your perversion is renowned."
Ben.

"Well? Nobody? Oh dear, what a shame, we'll just have to torture her."
Satan.

"I love this job!"
Frauline Topoko.

"Well, I don't think this is gratuitious enough. Let's make things more interesting, shall we?"
Satan.

"No-one will marry me after this..."
Myumi.

"You bad girl, perhaps you can explain where these panties came from, hum?"
Ben.

"My face remains a mystery, but my body is in full view. I am an Angel of Justice sent from above to fight evil in this school. I am Kekkou, Kekkou Kamen, the masked face with a beautiful body!"
Kekkou (surprisingly enough). This is her motto, and is usually accompanied by the theme music.

"You vicious teachers who torture a girl to satisfy your own lust. Prepare for Kekkou Kamen's revenge!"
Kekkou.

"Thank you, Kekkou..."
Satan.

"Just try it, it'll take more than a kick in the balls to put me out of action!"
Frauline Topoko.
"Talk is cheap, Brunhilde, put 'em up!"
Kekkou.

"Who is the mistress now?"
Kekkou.
"Kekkouuuuu..."
Frauline Topoko.

"Students of Sparta college, wherever there is evil, you can be sure Kekkou Kamen will appear. Ooh, I HATE that bit..."
Kekkou.

"Kekkou Kamen... she's so cool!"
Myumi.

Episode two - Kekkou Kamen vs. the Muscle Monster.

"Dream on, dickhead, I'm your worst nightmare."
Kekkou.

"Ben, you're not thinking, are you? His face is not important. A well-muscled male body is enough to drive any woman crazy."
Satan.

"Why would the devil lie?"
Satan.

"Allow me to unzip my trousers to demonstrate."
Sex education teacher.

"Oh, Mr Schwarzenegger... He just smiled at me... Oh my god, oh my god, I can't take it..."
Myumi.

"Your smile is as gorgeous as the muscles in my arm."
Schwarzenegger.

"Look at my wonderful pectorals."
Schwarzenegger.

"Hey, what happened to our little song?"
Satan.
"No-one's watching now, arsehole, you'll just have to do without."
Kekkou.

"Ready when you are, Kinky Kamen."
Schwarzenegger.
"Hey, it's KEKKOU Kamen."
Kekkou.

"It's... it's pretty nice, actually..."
Satan (about Schwarzenegger's body).

"Biceps. Pretty cool, huh?"
Schwarzenegger.
"Oh, they're beautiful..."
Kekkou.
"Deltoids..."
Schwarzengger.
"Aghhhh..."
Kekkou.
"See how my muscles shine like the body of a Greek statue? And how about this? Pectorals, flex! And the little wiggly ones with no name."
Schwarzenegger.

"You may call it, the Ribbon of Love and Justice!"
Tegusa.

"What's wrong? Surely you're not afraid of a few muscles?"
Satan and Schwarzenegger.

"Back off, Satan. Same goes for your steroid freak."
Kekkou.

"Do your worst, you self obessed macho wanker!"
Kekkou.
"Shut up, you're talking out of your fat arse."
Schwarzenegger.

"Special move, full frontal meatball attack!"
Schwarzenegger.

"I think that stupid slapper's completely flipped..."
Satan.

"But he's not standing still, oh no, it can't be..."
Myumi.

"I'll be back..."
Schwarzenegger.

"Mr Toecheese, what happened to you? Get up! Stop crying!"
Ben.

Episode three - Attack of the Evil Android.

"No matter how much we torture you, you're still a bad student. Why is that?"
Satan.

"I love my job..."
Satan.

"Takahashi!? Were you falling asleep in class again, stupid girl?!"
Ben.

"You sad stupid sack of spuds don't stand a chance of beating her. But good luck all the same."
Ben.

"I meant it's time for ME to start her up. It's not every day you get the chance to do this without paying..."
Satan.

"I must torture her without limit until her grades reach acceptable levels. I am the ultimate cyberbitch, Paradiser mark one.
Hanako.

"No-one is opting out of OUR system."
Satan.

"Your target is Myumi Takahashi. Robobitch, lock on."
Satan.

"I told you, I'm not jealous!"
Tegusa (about Myumi and Hanako).

"There's no way you can make your tits bigger. Unless you've got a pervert for a programmer."
Hanako.

"Does this mean you're not Kekkou Kamen?"
Myumi (while being whipped with Hanako's electric tentacles).

"Bound, whipped and electrocuted, all three pleasures at once, I love it!"
Ben.

"Have you ever tried tentacles before? They're great fun."
Satan.

"I love this job..."
Ben.

"Where's that music coming from?"
Satan.

"Sorry I'm late. Super spread JUMP!"
Kekkou.

"Soft and fluffy I may be, but this I can never forgive. No way!"
Kekkou.

"Your secret's out, it's payback time! Now get outside, you silicon slapper!"
Kekkou.

"Prepare yourself, for I am about to take you up to paradise..."
Hanako.

"I just knew that pair of perverts would put the off button somewhere obvious. They're so stupid..."
Kekkou.

Episode four - Danger and Double Death from the Samurai Cameraman.

"All students must try harder, except, of course, for the boys, because I'm not interested in seeing them with their kit off."
Satan.

"Nasty I may be, but a pervert I'm not."
Ramirez.

"The roof's caving in! We're going to be crushed!"
Satan and Ben.
"Don't worry, it's made of paper."
Ramirez.

"I must dishonour my blade for the sake of this fair damsel's education. May I be forgiven."
Ramirez.

"Show yourself, Kekkou Camel."
Ramirez.

"Of course I'm embarrassed, I just do this for the sake of love and justice."
Kekkou.

"Cutting young girls' clothes off isn't in the manual."
Kekkou.

"Come on, Crunchy Kamen..."
Ramirez.

"Please, stop this. Tegusa didn't do anything wrong."
Myumi.
"Ah, shut up. It's about time she did, anyway."
Ben.

"I have sensed a disturbance in the force. We are being observed by a being with hostile intentions."
Ramirez.

"Begone, naked avenger, destroyer of school discipline."
Ramirez.

"Oh, but this is still embarassing. Even a pair of knickers would be a bonus. No, for the sake of love and justice, I must fight naked..."
Kekkou.

"And so it was that Kekkou Kamen left the school, promising never to return until enough people had bought the video."
Narrator. Who never said anything else, ever... strange, that.