Things Not to Say if You're a Gorean Slave Girl.

* "Is it in yet?"

* "Yes, Mistres... Master."

* "Ta-Teeras are soooooo tacky."

* "But Kaissa's just a game for kids, isn't it?"

* "I think Earth men are hot."

* "I sometimes fantasise about not getting spanked."

* "Yeth, Marthster..."

* "Who ate all the urt, who ate all the urt, you fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the urt! ...Master."

* "By the Priest-Kings, could I ever do with a wank."

* "You're such a kay-oooot wittle sleen, aren't you? Who's a cute wittle sleen, den?"

* "I don't wanna!"

* "Actually, I'm a member of the junior anti-sex league. All hail Big Brother!"

* "Gender's just a social construct."