The TOS rant.
Ceefax explains why the the Original Series was better than all the spin-offs.

Enterprise
Ceefax's impressions of the first episode. And the first episode alone.

The early works of Ceefax -

Prophesy.
A slash story. Don't read it if you have taste. Really. It involves Ferengi.

Ties of Blood and Vorta.
Another slash story. Explanation - I tried to write this while I had the flu. Hence the ending. Sorry.

Strange Bedfellows.
A slash story! This was originally a short story within a larger thing, to explain why Weyoun and Kira had a child. Unfortunately (or not), it died the death, and this is all that remains.

Unexpected Unions.
Another slash story, 'cept this time it's by Scone. It's very funny, so read it! And to see the result of a combination of the brains of Scone and Ceefax, check out the Pok�mail in the Pok�mon section.

The Lord Q's Prayer.
Exactly what it sounds like. Oh, and we're not out to destroy Christianity or anything, we just thought this was funny. Well, not that funny. I suppose you had to be there.