Ulysses 31 Gallery

"You join us here live at the annual beard convention..."

"Dad... I'm gay."

Eat it, you mad brat!

Fame!

"Anyone fancy a screw?"

Times are hard, and Ulysses must sell his son.

"Anarchy rules!"

"Oh no, my penis is caught!"

The Odyssey with the #1 slightly-less-impressive shielding.

"Is this an 80 watt, or 100 watt...?"

Nestor and his blue rinse.

Rover makes a guest appearance... Nestor is No. 2!

Image �3032 Ancient Greece in Space Tourist Board.

Ready Brek will survive into the thirty first century. What a depressing thought...

Telemachus portrays shock and surprise.

"What the hell's that thing on your head?"

Telemachus has difficulty accepting the fact that he's not the tallest one in the room any more...

"Wow, I've never seen anyone fart out of their head before..."

No, I shut my eyes and count, you go and hide.

Have you seen this beard?

Wheeeee!

The Followers of the Cyclops Can-Can line.

The crew gather for coffee and donuts.

Run away...!

Rover #2 - And this time Patrick McGoohan's sueing.

Ooo... shiny...

And it's the Cyclops' first serve...

Damn curries...

The Cyclops dropped his contact lens.

Nono! Warp factor one!

The animators get so annoyed with Nono they try to erase him...

The Cyclops decides those coloured contact lenses really weren't a good idea.

"It's no good playing dead, you've still got to clean your room."

In the manner of his people, Numenor moves in to bite his sister's nose off.

"You manky Scots git! You had us all worked up!"

"I am the clitoris..."

"By the Power of GreySkull...!"

"Right! You're not going anywhere until whoever broke the planet owns up."

"This is coming out of your pocket money, young man."

"I am. The Doctor."

"Argh! The plughole of the Gods!"

"Argh! Abba!"

Zeus proudly displays his new nose piercing.

Ulysses gets stuck on Andy Asteroids.

We don't know what this is, and the quality was this bad in the book... Possibly a guest spot from the Overfiend.

Aaaa choo!

Tragic results when the crew come across a lament configuration box.

"We're walking in the air..."

A door. Or is it? No, it really is a door.

Rrrr...

Food was running scarce.

A big fuck-off picture of the Odyssey.

"This one time at Band Camp..."

"Dahhling, we just looove your captions..." "Yah, simply marvelous!"

Robot of Lurve. With a space coffin. This was a weird show.

Slightly flatter Robot of Lurve. Still with a space coffin. We don't know either...

(ctd from four pictures ago) "You really should try it.."

Asda delivers straight to your door.

Vacuum packed spaceman.

And he's brought his own condoms...

"I am the space clitoris..."

The Dark Side of the Sun. The lesser-known Pink Floyd album.

(ctd from six pictures ago) "No, guys, really, it's great!"

Go go Gadgetmobile!

In desperation, the crew go looking for Yoda.

"I claim this hill in the name of her majesty..."

The mission is interrupted by the appearance of Spider Man.

"Hand over the hair dye or we eat your children."

(ctd from six pictures ago) Even in these dire circumstances, Yumi still insists they should all try it.

Where you from, ya sexy thang?

Ugh, ugly bloke.

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