You know you've been watching too much Reanimator when...

* You fail your Biology A-level because you spent all the practical lessons playing with syringes.

* Your friends won't let you near cemeteries and/or morgues. You just get too exited.

* Your best friend leaves because you won't stop calling him/her 'Dan'.

* You own a lab coat, even though you don't need one. You just wear it around the house.

* Your cat runs away, because it's seen the movie, and it knows what's coming.

* Every time you hear the word 'blasphemy' you launch into the "blasphemy? Before what God?" speech, until people start hitting you to make you shut up.

* You start signing 'Herbert West' on cheques by accident.

* You've got 'The Man with Two Brains' on tape. Not the whole movie, just the thirty seconds with Jeff in.

* You pretend to like HP Lovecraft, even though you've only ever read 'Herbert West - Reanimator'.

* You spend hours fantasising about what you'd say if you ever met Jeff Combs, then cry yourself to sleep every night, because you know he'd never want to have anything to do with you.