You know you've been watching too much Reanimator when...
The Red Dwarf Couch Potato.
This is based on a regular feature in SFX magazine, where a load of people watch videos and talk bollocks about them. Nice work if you can get it...
Rating the Future.
A debate between Ceefax and Bert concerning which sci-fi TV series' they wouldn't mind living in.
Creating A Monster.
This is an essay by the Evilish One ([email protected]) about horror movies. It's kinda cool, and she sounds as if she knows what she's talking about.
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Vs Bond.
Fairly self-explanatory. Read the intro if you wanna know more.
Wierd Stuff we got sent in the post.
Story - I'll Never Be a Mathematician.
Ceefax offers her apologies for this. She wrote it when she was really wickle, and it's been regularly rewritten ever since. A short thing about cavemen, that means very little...
Story - Three Shrieks by Moonlight.
Ceefax's again. This is a sort of HP Lovecraft parody. And yes I know I used 'eldritch' a million times. It was intentional. Lovecraft and Stephen King are the only writers I've ever been able to find who use the word eldritch seriously.
Story - Time Writer.
By Ceefax. It's a short story within a huge novel that's never going to be written because it refuses to stick to one plot. Therefore it doesn't make a lot of sense, but it has lots of lovely snow...
Story - Crosspiece 2.
By Ceefax. A sequel to Crosspiece, a Blake's 7/Sapphire and Steel crossover quasi-Mary-Sue kinda thing. The sequel's a bit more generic. They're both really short. Honest.
Story - Tea for Two.
By Bert. Set in the universe of the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It's slash, but nothing explicitly naughty happens, so you can read it even if you are afraid of such things. And you should, because it's damn funny.
Story - Power Trip.
By H-Pet. This is a Buffy the Vampire Slayer slash story, the pairing being Willow/Faith. Read it, it's good!